Nigel has been in this world for ten years. Let’s see what ten years of Nigel look like:
2005: Youtube is launched. Nigel is born at some point.
2006: Ban Ki Moon elected as Secretary-General of the United Nations. Nigel turns 1, and arrives at the local Humane Society.
2007: Conrad Black convicted in Chicago for fraud. Nigel turns 2, he is adopted, and shelter staff tell us his birthday is Nov. 14, which may or may not be true.
2008: Barack Obama elected President of the United States. Nigel turns 3.
2009: James Cameron’s Avatar released in theaters. Nigel turns 4.
2010: The International Year of Biodiversity. Nigel turns 5.
2011: The first synthetic organ transplant occurs. Nigel turns 6.
2012: The world doesn’t end, so Nigel turns 7.
2013: Pope Francis elected. Nigel turns 8.
2014: ICJ rules Antarctic whale hunt is commercial, not scientific. Nigel turns 9.
2015: Same-Sex marriage legal across the US. Nigel turns 10.
Not bad, actually. Now let’s just look at Nigel.
BOW TO ME
you people are easily amused
i am totally not creeping on the dog
YOU’RE a creep
WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS
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happy birthday Nige