The WORST College Roommate… in The Sims 2

erm had some bad roommates in her time, and sometimes was the bad roommate, if we’re being honest. But. I also had the pleasure of observing/interfering with probably the worst roommate ever via The Sims 2.

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that face though

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I can’t remember what his name was. In fact I’ll go so far as to declare that I don’t remember what any of my Sims’ names were, except the ones I made while I was trying to reenact It by Stephen King using The Sims. Which incidentally, was when I was playing these people.

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See? That blond guy cheering for his school mascot llama while his house presumably burns down behind him is none other than Eddie Kaspbrak.

So why was that firewoman there?

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This is the appropriate way to react when something in your house is on fire, right?

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This happened because, without my benevolent guidance, he put a tofurky in the oven and then forgot about it.

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Now as we all know, being near a fire seriously depletes your hygiene. I guess it’s the smoke? So buddy here, still not interested in his burnt AF tofurky, has a sponge bath in the kitchen sink WHEN THERE ARE ACTUAL SHOWERS IN THIS PLACE. MULTIPLE ONES.

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He also broke that sink on an entirely different day. What is this guy.

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