(Parent Trap is the ultimate movie of summer, according to me. It’s got everything: Lindsay Lohan, Linsday Lohan doing a British accent, Lindsay Lohan doing an imitation of Lindsay Lohan doing a British accent, also it’s actually the best and I don’t think anyone could convince me otherwise)
(I think it’s in Spanish)
I’m late but whatever, let’s do this. Spoiler alert: I liked everything.
Wild Beauty by Anna-Marie McLemore
I’ve had my complaints about how pretty and poetic McLemore’s prose is when talking about her other two books – because I am boring and have bad taste, maybe. But I really liked this one.
Maybe I was more open to it because of the cover art and the title, but I do think the magical elements in this story are really intriguing, moreso than the magic in the other two.
I liked it.
The Belles by Dhonielle Clayton
I liked this too. People in this world have “teacup” animals as pets – like, people are walking around with teacup crocodiles and lions or whatever they want, and I’m worried that there will be more abuse of them in further installments in what is apparently this series. Other than that I’m looking forward to the sequel because it’s very interesting so far.
Not sure if sci-fi or if everyone is actually telling the truth and it’s fantasy or maybe it’s both! Either way, it’s really cool.
Winter Tide by Ruthanna Emrys
This was really good. I didn’t expect to like it very much because it’s Lovecraft and I don’t have time for that. The only Lovecraft I’ve tangled with is that DEFINITELY NOT A PARODY BOOK Awoken by Sara Elinsen.
But I liked it.
Pulchritude by Ana Mardoll
I liked this too. I was expecting it to be a little more
(for lack of a better/existing word) gooshy, like the other Ana Mardoll one I’ve read, but it wasn’t.
It was pretty depressing though, and although the cover insert/blurb/whatever warns the reader not to expect what you’d usually get out of a fairy tale, and although I knew it was going to come to a not very nice end, I was still taken aback by it. But it’s what I wanted, so.
Bad Girls Throughout History by Ann Shen
This was educational. Each woman has a brief little blurb about her, and I did read a few of them with an eyebrow (or two) raised. One specific example I can remember is while I was reading through the inevitable Tudor England portion and the book gushed about Elizabeth (rightfully) but didn’t feature Mary.
Maybe I’m just Catholic (lapsed) (is there such a thing as a not-lapsed Catholic?), but Mary Tudor has gotten the shaft throughout history.
She’s super problematic but so was Elizabeth, who participated big time in colonialism, if you’d like one example. Mary should have gotten a nod.
Also Jane Grey deserved one too.
And although I got annoyed at that mainly because I’m a Tudor-era nerd, I couldn’t help but wonder what other details were being skipped, and who else maybe should have been included.
Ultimately I still think this is worthwhile, but it’s very Ladies in History 101, which, I think, it’s trying to be.
And I liked it.
Islands of Decolonial Love by Leanne Simpson
I liked it, it was beautiful.
I had a favourite passage I tweeted:
And there you go.
The Heiress Effect by Courtney Milan
[Insert stock explanation of how much I love Courtney Milan’s romance novels here]
Six of Crows by Leigh Bardugo
(I do have some concerns about the Nina/Matthias thing but I want to read the sequel, watch the inevitable HBO series/movie/other broadcast series/whatever, force my sister to read it, AND THEN I’ll talk about it.)
All right summer, here we go!
PS: WT ACTUAL F, WORLD POLITICS? W. T. ACTUAL. F.