Saw Ralph Breaks the Internet. Quite enjoyed it. Spoilers (only spoilers, nothing else) follow.
Just like in his first movie, near the end Ralph again finds himself falling to his death after sort of saving the day after wrecking it, and is, again, rescued by
a princess(es). This time around he is rescued by all the princesses, placed gently into bed, and then Tiana holds up frog-Naveen so that he can kiss Ralph to wake him up. And frog-Naveen does his Naveen-face. And Ralph thanks him (calls him “Frogger,” actually).
And that is our review.
(well actually: it’s a nice, solid movie with a lovely conclusion, but the conflict is a little uncomfortable because as much as it makes sense for Ralph to have the anxieties he has here, it’s kind of like… but hasn’t he grown up yet? But he does grow up entirely by the end of this one so that’s OK, and also, it’s more than worth it for everything involving the princesses, and Naveen)
(guys, Naveen is bi or pan)
BY THE WAY WE WAITED TO WATCH THE LION KING TRAILER IN THE THEATRE AND IT DIDN’T PLAY, JUST THE HIGHLY EMOTIONALLY MANIPULATIVE DUMBO ONE DID
DUMBO IS GOING TO BE DEVASTATING, IN CASE YOU COULDN’T TELL